So I'm about to write an out-of-office note in Outlook to cover my vacation absence next week when for no particular reason I decided to do it in Yoda's voice. Then I thought: There must be an English-to-Yoda translator available online, because the Internet is just that cool.
There is, naturally, and here's how it handled my need:

Perfect it is not. Hmmmm.
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