How that ‘extra 9’ could ward off a Zombie Apocalypse

Quora users address the difference between 99% and 99.9%

The questioner on Quora asks: "When is the difference between 99% accuracy and 99.9% accuracy very important?" And the most popular answer cites an example familiar to all of you: service level agreements.

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However, the most entertaining reply comes next and less heralded, but is such a delightful and enlightening read that I'm going to post it here virtually in its entirety. The author is Alex Suchman, a computer science and mathematics student at the University of Texas. Here's his answer:

When it can stop a Zombie Apocalypse.

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It's 2020, and every movie buff and video gamer's worst fear has become reality. A zombie outbreak, originating in the depths of the Amazon but quickly spreading to the rest of the world (thanks a lot, globalization) threatens the continued existence of the human race. The epidemic has become so widespread that population experts estimate one in every five hundred humans has been zombified.

The zombie infection (dubbed "Mad Human Disease" by the media) spreads through the air, meaning that anyone could succumb to it at any moment. The good news is that there's a three day asymptomatic incubation period before the host becomes a zombie. A special task force made of the best doctors from around the world has developed a drug that cures Mad Human, but it must be administered in the 72-hour window. Giving the cure to a healthy human causes a number of harmful side effects and can even result in death. No test currently exists to determine whether a person has the infection. Without this, the cure is useless.

As a scientist hoping to do good for the world, you decide to tackle this problem. After two weeks of non-stop lab work, you stumble upon a promising discovery that might become the test the world needs.

Scenario One: The End of Mankind

Clinical trials indicate that your test is 99% accurate (for both true positives and true negatives). Remembering your college statistics course, you run the numbers and determine that someone testing positively will have Mad Human only 16.6% of the time [1]. Curse you, Thomas Bayes! You can't justify subjecting 5 people to the negative effects of the cure in order to save one zombie, so your discovery is completely useless.

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With its spread left unchecked, Mad Human claims more and more victims. The zombies have started taking entire cities, and the infection finally reaches Britain, the world's last uncontaminated region. Small tribal groups survive by leaving civilization altogether, but it becomes clear that thousands of years of progress are coming undone. After the rest of your family succumbs to Mad Human, you try living in isolation in the hope that you can avoid the epidemic. But by this point, nowhere is safe, and a few months later you join the ranks of the undead. In 2023, the last human (who was mysteriously immune to Mad Human) dies of starvation.

Scenario Two: The Savior

Clinical trials indicate that your test is 99.9% accurate. Remembering Bayes' Theorem from your college statistics course, you run the numbers and determine that someone testing positively will have Mad Human 66.7% of the time [2]. This isn't ideal, but it's workable and can help slow the zombies' spread.

Pharmaceutical companies around the world dedicate all of their resources to producing your test and the accompanying cure. This buys world leaders precious time to develop a way to fight back against the zombies. Four months after the release of your test, the U.S. military announces the development of a new chemical weapon that decomposes zombies without harming living beings. They fill Earth's atmosphere with the special gas for a tense 24-hour period remembered as The Extermination. The operation is successful, and the human race has been saved!

Following the War of the Dead, you gain recognition as one of the greatest scientific heroes in history. You go on to win a double Nobel Prize in Medicine and Peace. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about your heroics called 99.9, which sweeps the Academy Awards. Your TED Talk becomes the most-watched video ever (yeah, even more than Gangnam Style). You transition into a role as a thought leader, and every great innovator of the next century cites you as an influence.

Life is good.

And that, my friends, is an example of when the difference between 99% and 99.9% accuracy would be very important.

If you're wondering about those [1] and [2] notations in the essay, they point to the actual math that supports Suchman's assertions, which he furnishes in the Quora reply and made my head hurt.

Small price to pay.

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