Developer: par Tectonic Development
Guys who use the Awesome Pickups app may be a little sad, but at least they're not creepy. The same thing cannot be said of clients of the iSeducer, which describes itself as "an interactive diagnostic tool, which will lead you, step-by-step, through the seduction process." And what kind of seduction advice does it give? Among other things, it tells you that in order to seduce a girl, "You need to begin touching her." What an insight! Furthermore, it warns that you "have to ease into this process in order to not come off creepy." In other words, attempting to sit in her lap within five minutes of meeting her might come off a little strong.
Ladies, if you ever go out with a sweaty, nervous guy who repeatedly checks on his iPhone as if looking for advice on how to proceed, you need to stop what you're doing and run.