
My 10-year-old daughter, Emma, spotted this triangular contrail configuration outside our home that I presume is the work of the UFO you can see clearly in the upper left-hand corner of the photo (black speck).
"Dad, that's a bird," says Emma.
Of course, she is the child of a member of the mainstream media, so you would expect her to do her part in The Big Cover-up.
"Yes, sweetie, a bird; that's what we say if anyone asks. You're my girl."