Yes guns are evil, evil, evil, and gunpowder exploits the bats of Patagonia for their Guano and nitrocellulose-based smokeless powder is not made from sustainably-grown cellulose.

Therefore the answer is amazonian blowguns and curare-tipped darts with organic kapok wadding, bought on a fair-trade basis from indigenous people of the Amazonian basin. Then we can blow-dart all the evil Apple executives with an environmentally clear conscience!