Never before has there been such a misapplication of technology in my life! For crying out loud: a high tech toilet? There are productive uses of one's time, but whomever allocated even one second of their life to bringing a toilet to "life" should be committed to cleaning Chinese public bathrooms for 10 years.

A toilet is a luxury even in its simplest form. A cold seat can quickly warm under the weight and pressure of a willing contributor to its purpose. The ergonomics are nice but not necessary. For any camper the great outdoors presents numerous opportunities to meet nature the way God intended without all the porcelain and fixtures.

I'm beginning to worry that the magazine's standards are faltering. What's next? Vibrators with RAIDs?