LETS JUST SELL THE SOUTHWEST BACK TO MEXICO AND ALASKA BACK TO RUSSIA AND WE SHOULD BE FINE. WE'LL ALSO SEE HOW MUCH CUBA WILL GIVE US FOR GUANTANAMO. IF PUSH COMES TO SHOVE WE'LL AUCTION OF ALL OF THE SOUTH ON EBAY BUT I DOUBT WE WOULD GET MUCH.

THE GOV. BAIL OUT PLAN IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. YOU DON'T CURE A CRACKHEAD BY GIVING HIM MORE CRACK. THE BAILOUT WILL JUST POSTPONE THE PROBLEM AND ENLARGE IT. WHEN THE PROBLEM DOES RETURN IT WILL BE MUCH LARGER AS THAT 700 BILLION THE GOV. WILL USE WILL HAVE ALSO AQUIRED IMMENSE INTEREST.

THE ECONOMY IS EFED. ONCE AGAIN THE WORLD WILL COME TO APPRECIATE THE MEANING OF "GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD." EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, TO A PRECISE SCIENCE, BETWEEN A WANT AND A NEED.