Write better emails; make more moneys

The one can't-miss conference of the year: 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.

"I am Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone.

"I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues, learn new marketing techniques, and spend your hard-earned money. Attending this conference demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us."

Featuring such sessions as:

Debate:
Attend a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: "The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters."

Practical Discussion:
Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, "Are 10 million emails a day too many?"

If you don't get it, make sure to read all the way to the very bottom of the page.

Via Jeremy Zawodny.