J2EE causes colon cancer

At least, according to this posting:

:A Forrester research project, funded by Microsoft inc., has determined that developing software using a Linux/J2EE development environment increases a developer's risk of dying from colon cancer by up to 40% over the risk when developing with Microsoft's .Net technology. The universally acclaimed Forrester researchers, Dun Bought and Wel Paidfer, who conducted the study, describe their ground breaking research as: 'a first important step toward shinning a light on a place that was dark.' "

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