This time of year, we get lots of football story ideas sent to us about "how technology is helping improve the game." One was about using high-definition video for instant replays so referees could see every blade of grass, the exact placement of a foot or a hand.

I yawned. And dozed. And as I fell into an increasingly restless sleep, an image formed. An image of how technology really could improve the game . . .

[Establishing shot of stadium from overhead blimp; cue theme music; cut to wide shot of berserker fans; network logo fades in; cut to live shot]

Announcer: Good afternoon, I'm John Cox for NWNEWs, your network for Networked Sports. I'm live at Super Bowl LXII, here in Green Bay, Wisc., where it's just a beautiful, sunny February day and a seasonable 71 degrees Fahrenheit.

Click to see: Picture of the future NFL player

With me is the quarterback for the perennially defending Super Bowl champions, the New England Patriots: Cyberdyne Systems Model NFL101 Series TB-850 cyborg.

TB-850: I prefer the term "artificial person." [soft laugh]

Announcer: Or, as New England fans still affectionately call you, "Tom." It’s hard to believe that it was only this year that you decided to come out as a cyborg on the Oprah Winfrey show. Tell us about that decision.

TB-850: I realized that I just needed to be myself. And the daily makeup process to keep me aging got to the point where it was taking up hours every day. It just got old looking old.

Announcer: Why Oprah?

TB-850: She's so empathic. She "gets" cyborgness.

Announcer: You were really excited on that show. Jumping up and down on the sofa, turning it into matchwood, that was incredible! Did she make you pay for a replacement?

TB-850: [laughs] No, of course not. We auctioned the fragments off on eBay and she donated the proceeds to a new nonprofit, the CyborgsAreHumanToo,Kindof Foundation. [CAHTKOF logo and URL appear onscreen, flashing "Cyborg operators are standing by"]

Announcer: So, those pictures of you limping just before Super Bowl XLII back in 2008 -- that was all faked?

TB-850: Actually, it wasn't.

Announcer: You're kidding.

TB-850: Cyborgs can't kid.

Announcer: You're kidding.

TB-850: I just said . . .

Announcer: So the injury was real?

TB-850: It wasn't an injury. It was a software bug in a routine ROM update. But it kept 200 programmers in Bangalore, India, going round-the-clock for two days until they got it right.