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How Cisco lost out in networking Battlestar Galactica

By John Cox , Network World , 04/04/2008
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The Sci-Fi Network series Battlestar Galactica starts its fourth and final season tonight and Network World has obtained a document written by a Cisco sales trainee describing his sales meeting with senior Galactica officials about upgrading the Galactica network. The author of this story would like to give special thanks to the devoted Battlestar Galactica fans at Battlestar Wiki, without whom this piece would not have been possible.

Office of the Library of the Colonies

The following document was recovered from a metal briefcase, originally from a Cisco regional sales office on Caprica, but subsequently found on the freighter Kima Huta, part of the refugee fleet after the Second Cylon War.

The document details Cisco’s final attempt to sell an integrated computer network to Colonial Fleet authorities as an upgrade to the nearly obsolete BS-75 (Galactica).

As is well known, Galactica was one of the few remaining Battlestar-class vessels without integrated networks, a bias derived from the original Cylon War, when the Cylons were able to seize control of defense systems by viral attacks.

The document is from a Cisco sales rep, reporting the results of his last meeting aboard Galactica with Commander (later Admiral) William Adama, and other ship officers, just a few months before the start of the Second Cylon War.

#### CISCO CONFIDENTIAL #####

This file was transmitted over an encrypted connection

Copy 1 of 1

Document ID: CQ3S02378-4075

To: A. Martin, VP/GM Quadrant 3 Sales, Chambers Building, Caprica

Fr: J. Cox, sales trainee, second class, Caprica

Re: Results of final Galactica Upgrade meeting

I regret to report that this meeting did not achieve the team’s objectives for our C 1.3 billion-cubit proposal to integrate Galactica’s archaic computer networks.

It was not my fault.

Though the failure to win approval is a disappointment, I must say that the project cost estimate did not adequately factor in the aggravation of being forced to work, however briefly, with the senior Galactica officers.

The meeting got off to a rocky start. I asked, politely, if there was a data port that I could use to obtain a Colonialnet connection. There was silence. I tried to explain that I needed the connection to download a set of updated, 3D slides for the presentation.

“We don’t allow Colonialnet connections on Fleet assets,” said Commander Adama.

This was not developing as planned, based on how I had composed opening statements to grab the attention of the customers. But, I recovered quickly. Rather cleverly, I pointed out that such thinking was exactly the problem on Galactica.

“We’re not living in the time of the Lords of Kobol anymore, Commander,” I said with a laugh.

Judging by their silence, they completely missed my point.

As part of spotting all opportunities to add value and sell, I asked them to describe what the main operational needs of the business are.

“We’re not a business,” Adama said.

“Well, no, not exactly, but you have operational needs. I mean, everyone has operational needs,” I said, touching his arm with my hand, using non-verbal communication to my advantage. The look in Adama’s eyes however made me abruptly withdraw my hand, which I found to be shaking.

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The lost memo of a missing Cisco sales trainee found in GalacticaBy Cisco Subnet on April 4, 2008, 7:38 pmBet you never knew that Cisco's sales network reaches far and wide - all the way to Galactica, actually. As the Sci-Fi Network series Battlestar Galactica begins...

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Rank correctionBy John Cox on April 5, 2008, 8:13 amAs someone pointed out to me, at the time when this meeting is supposed to have taken place, Adama had the rank of Commander, not Admiral. Battlestar Wiki is admirably...

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Space/Time inconsistancyBy Anonymous on April 7, 2008, 8:01 amTechnically Cisco could not have been involved in this deal; earth was separate and isolated from the 12 colonies and since Cisco is an earth corporation it seems...

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The PIX is deadBy Anonymous on April 7, 2008, 8:28 amThe Cisco PIX has been replaced by the ASA already. I would have enjoyed that story a lot more if you had just shot the Cisco sales person. They are all Cylons...

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And I Wonder...By Anonymous on April 7, 2008, 1:43 pmAnd I wonder why so many people call us geeks and make fun of us...

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LOL, but I am sure you enjoyed it.By Anonymous on April 7, 2008, 3:31 pmEmbrace you inner geek and ignore the users. Well done John.

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