Old Mafia movies portrayed the protection racket as almost honorable, and certainly not complicated. If you pay the crime boss some money each week, he made sure other criminals didn't bother you. The new Software Mafia, represented by the Business Software Alliance, isn't honorable or simple. Worse, they don't send goons with bats to break up your saloon like in the movies, they send lawyers (and lawyers backing up those lawyers) with inflated software fines piled so high no small business can fight back.

No problem, you're saying to yourself, I'm legal. I never bought pirated software. I have the original disks for the software I bought. I register the software, so the publisher knows I'm legal. The BSA can't bother me, and they don't want to anyway, because I'm a small business.

Let me scare you with the truth. The BSA goes after medium, small and tiny businesses. They pay thousands and thousands of dollars in reward money to "informants" to give them leads, but they'll never tell you who turned you in or what evidence they provided to the BSA that persuaded them to begin an investigation. What you consider one piece of software (Microsoft Office) they consider four pieces, and stack up separate fines, with penalties, for each of those four pieces. Worst of all, almost everything you believe proves you have legally purchased your software will not be accepted by the BSA as legal proof.

Here's the disclaimer section. Stealing software is stealing, period. Copying one purchased piece of commercial software onto 20 computers is stealing. Those spam messages offering Microsoft Office for $25 are not trying to resell legal software. If you download commercial software from a Web site that includes "warez" in the name or description, you're stealing.

Unfortunately, the nature of software strains common sense when dealing with user rights and publisher rights. For instance, you own the physical media the software comes on, the CD, but you don't generally own the software itself. Generally you only license the software, which you'll discover if you read the fine print.

Unlike a book, the intellectual property (the software programs) exist separately from the physical media, creating more work for lawyers. If you thought the music business, with all the arguments about intellectual property vs. physical CDs vs. fair use for customers, was the biggest legal screwup possible, you haven't seen software or intellectual property lawyers.

James Gaskin writes books (16 so far), articles and jokes about technology and real life from his home office in the Dallas area.