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James Gaskin helps small offices get the most out of technology
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I wish FRED was a high-tech acronym for something like Find, Resist, Examine and Destroy, but it's not. "Fred" means the person
in your office who seems a bit smarter about technology than the rest of the folks on the payroll. Fred could be short for
Frederick or Winifred. Your Fred could be Sam or Pat because the name or gender isn't important, just the competence to handle
some simple security chores.
E-mail used to be the leading cause of critical security breaches, but spyware attacks through browsers is now the leading
miscreant. Attachments remain a serious problem for small companies and large enterprises that don't keep their desktop protection
systems up to date. One opened attachment full of malware on an ill-protected desktop, and your computers start wheezing and
dying. Or worse, they start passing out spam to a few million of your friends, starting with your customer list.
Here's how the Fred System works: every employee who gets an attachment they aren't expecting forwards that e-mail and attachment
to Fred. Now if you're waiting for a new spreadsheet from a supplier, you open that attachment. If a spreadsheet comes as
an attachment from someone you don't know, send it to Fred.
Fred runs a security sweep before opening the attachment. Because Fred leads the security protection project, his workstation
has up-to-date security software (Fred is one of those competent people who keeps up with software subscriptions, after all).
If the attachment includes a worm or virus, Fred deletes it. If the attachment is clean but not business related, Fred deletes
it. If the attachment really is business related, Fred forwards it to the original recipient with a clean bill of health.
Cost? A few minutes of Fred's time. Better security for no more money.
You've told everyone in the company to be wary of stray attachments, but people forget, misread the sender's name, or open
without thinking. Now you can replace those confusing instructions about authenticated senders and hidden executable file
extensions with one simple rule: forward all e-mail with attachments to Fred.
Some companies may feel it's easier to send all attachments to Fred. That eliminates any decisions on the employee's part
completely, but Fred may get tired of checking so many e-mails. On the other hand, Fred rarely complains, and the Fred System
is much safer than trusting each user to do the smart, security thing.
James Gaskin writes books (16 so far), articles and jokes about technology and real life from his home office in the Dallas area.
Comments (3)
RE: The Fred Security SystemBy Anonymous on August 23, 2007, 11:47 amWonderful; something even a non-techy can understand and implement.Re: This newsletter.
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I forgot to mention...By James Gaskin on August 23, 2007, 12:06 pmSecurity expert and acquaintance Dave Piscitello sent me a note saying that Fred can't take the place of security equipment like spam and virus filters, and perimeter...
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Is this for real?By FredShred on August 27, 2007, 11:22 amIs this a joke? If so, the humor is lost on me and I can't find the punch line. "Zero dollar" cost? Fred's time is not paid for - you know how much it costs takes...
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