You could try one thatYou could try one that reads "I think I like you, but your boss is an a*****e". Or "Your boss is paranoid and doesn't half pay you what you deserve" I do agree that this project is funny and has its merits, and I also agree that you shouldn't give the security goons the feeling that it's directed at them personally - per se... If not from the feeling that most are just doing their jobs, then out of self preservation and the knowledge that after the body search you still have to SIT on that plane for a couple of hours. Cheers



Airport 'X-ray art' courts TSA troubleBy Anonymous on October 1, 2008, 7:23 pm
Techno-artist Evan Roth has a message for the Transportation Safety Administration -- several messages, actually -- about what he considers excessive airport security "theater" ... and he has chosen an intentionally provocative method of delivery: the TSA's own X-ray screening machines.
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Here's Roth's idea, which he calls "TSA Communication" and tells me has already made it through three trial airport runs: Take a metal plate, stencil and cut out a message -- words or an image -- place the plate at the bottom of your carry-on bag, and watch what happens as the TSA employee operating the airport X-ray machine notices ... or doesn't notice. The cut-out images, which could be anything, currently range from the benign: an American flag; to the smart-alecky: "Nothing to see here;" to what some might find offensive and a TSA agent somewhere is bound to cause a fuss over: a silhouette of a box cutter, which Roth calls "the exact opposite of a box cutter."
(You can see more examples here.)
(Update: A TSA blogger responds.)
Best known for co-founding The Graffiti Research Lab -- "Dedicated to outfitting graffiti artists with open source technologies for urban communication" -- Roth and I have been swapping e-mail about his TSA project. I've also consulted an expert on airport security screening to get that point of view. Roth first, then the expert:
Are you serious about doing this?
Are you at all concerned about the obvious risks associated with joking with airport security?
Are you concerned about what others might do if your idea catches on?
What has happened on your trial runs?
We already know what happens if you try to go through TSA screening -- say at Boston's Logan Airport -- wearing a pin that looks like a bomb. As Roth's project has started to get a bit of attention on the Internet, it's been suggested by many that he is simply begging for trouble.
Coincidentally, I happen to have a reliable source -- OK, he's my brother -- who works for a company that provides screening equipment to airports, military installations and the most security-sensitive of government facilities. (He has government security clearance and I could tell you the famous place where he is today, but then he'd have to kill us both.)
I sent him the link about Roth's X-ray art and asked whether he thought this would a) work as the artist intends, and b) go over very well at your typical airport security station. His reply:
And you don't have to have government security clearance to know what "additional screening" can mean. Roth says he doesn't like flying now? I'm thinking he's going to be liking it a lot less before long.
x-ray fluorescenceBy Anonymous on February 24, 2009, 12:54 amI think this could be very effective. but its not about sending a message to the TSA screeners its a round about and possibly effective way of sending a message to THE PEOPLE about this issue in a way thats not immediately off putting..... x-ray fluorescence
Not a new ideaBy Anonymous on November 10, 2008, 6:05 pmSorry, but this "hack" is about three decades old. My father worked his entire career for the Department of Defense. As a top-level engineer/inventor/manager, he traveled extensively to Washington D.C. When the airport x-ray machines were introduced back in the 1970s, he cut up some scrap lead foil from his lab, peeled back the lining on his briefcase, then carefully applied the foil and replaced the lining. From then on, when he went through security, the word "Hi" would show up in foot-tall letters on the machine. After he died a couple years ago I came across his briefcase. So I peeled back the lining and, sure enough, it still had that lead-foil stencil.
Metal? Why Worry?By Anonymous on October 30, 2008, 8:30 amNo need to XRay folks – From CIA letter openers, to plastic knives that ANYone can get at Wal-Mart, BOTH can cut and kill. Both will pass unnoticed thru an XRay screening. Every pilot knows this. Americans need to be more concerned about our constitutional rights, and less about making ignorant sheep feel more at ease with what is in our pockets and bags. Indeed, much like when Aladdin’s monkey raised his captured cutlass over his head in Disney’s cartoon, the response of the every American SHOULD be much the same: "Idiots, we ALL have got swords!" Everyone should be disturbed by this mass disarming of American citizens. The Constitution says that we have a right to defend ourselves. By banning cutting instruments, not only is the government ignoring basic American rights, but they are also insuring that only outlaws will be carrying – be they hiding plastic or ceramic - weapons. Disarming U.S citizens almost guarantees our slaughter.
AwesomeBy Anonymous on October 13, 2008, 10:07 pmGreat work. I used to do this all the time up until the spooks gave me a job. Good to see someone is keeping the standard up :-D
I think...By Anonymous on October 9, 2008, 4:17 pmHe should make a plate with the text of the Fourth Amendment on it. Though I'm absolutely certain that would just make whoever had it be named an "enemy combatant".
Make a plate thatBy Anonymous on October 8, 2008, 1:03 pmMake a plate that says: "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad" or "You in the robes... hand over the WMDs"
I still agree with RickBy Anonymous on October 6, 2008, 3:04 pmI still agree with Rick, (TSA passenger screener from 1st comment). While this may be fun and creative. It is also like preaching to the choir. Believe me, the TSA screeners agree with you that the screening process sucks. However that is their job and those are the rules. Making life hard on the passenger screeners will do absolutely nothing except perhaps piss off the screener. The testier ones might even run you through the whole smash for your joke. All you do in the end for making your little attention play, is to slow the process up for everyone else. (Still Rick is looking for one of the signs. He said the droid idea is his personal fav.) Save your complaints for those that can change the system.
ClearanceBy Anonymous on October 6, 2008, 9:47 amThe reason why you're still trying to figure out what Secret Service Clearance is... is that it doesn't exist. Secret Service personnel just need Top Secret clearance - not some made-up 'double secret probation' B.S. I agree, people with a clearance (and especially a TS) don't broadcast it.
not quite Banksy but closeBy Anonymous on October 5, 2008, 1:20 pmI love it. People who can't even laugh at this have no sense of irony or humor.