You say you've had your fill of the whole Apple vs. Gizmodo/iPhone tempest?
I say you'll want to spare another moment to read my colleague John Cox's version of the tale as channeled through pen of William Shakespeare: "Love's Labor Lost (or Stolen): A felony in three acts."
Moreover, you may want to know that this isn't the first time that The Bard has used Network World to express his views on 21st Century technology matters. In early 2007 he seemed none too pleased with the Microsoft/Novell alliance, among other things.