“Melinda, are you SURE this guy sang with Cher?” Ron Enderland gets 2006 off to a knee-slapping start with his caption for the Time cover featuring Bono and the Gates.Our runners-up can be found after the jump. Come back later today for our first contest of 2006.Runners-up “Bill: Hey, Melinda think we should tell Bono here you’re a stepford wife…..” Robert C. “Bono: Well I may not have the first head on the cover, but at least mine’s the biggest!” Casey H. “I’d like a Bono sandwich on Gates bread…to go please.” Dale W. And STILL trying to atone for Windows ME, “The Sweetest Thing”, and Microsoft Bob respectively. Russell S. Bill & Melinda Gates showcase their foundation’s greatest success story. Gene L. Related content news analysis FBI/IC3: Vile $5B business e-mail scam continues to breed FBI/IC3 reports over 40,000 worldwide victims and $5 billion in the latest reckoning By Michael Cooney May 08, 2017 5 mins Security news analysis Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon! NASA opens High Performance Fast Computing Challenge By Michael Cooney May 05, 2017 4 mins Government Open Source Enterprise Applications news analysis Fragmented, disorganized IT systems thwart feds ability to track visas DHS OIG says ineffective IT process has contributed to a backlog of more than 1.2 million visa overstay cases. By Michael Cooney May 04, 2017 5 mins Analytics Data Center Security news analysis TSA: “As you can imagine, live anti-tank rounds are strictly prohibited altogether.” TSA finds live anti-tank round in carry-on bag By Michael Cooney Apr 28, 2017 2 mins Security Podcasts Videos Resources Events NEWSLETTERS Newsletter Promo Module Test Description for newsletter promo module. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe