"Melinda, are you SURE this guy sang with Cher?"\n\nRon Enderland gets 2006 off to a knee-slapping start with his caption for the Time cover featuring Bono and the Gates.Our runners-up can be found after the jump. Come back later today for our first contest of 2006.Runners-up\n\n"Bill: Hey, Melinda think we should tell Bono here you're a stepford wife....."\nRobert C.\n\n"Bono: Well I may not have the first head on the cover, but at least mine's the biggest!"\nCasey H.\n\n"I'd like a Bono sandwich on Gates bread...to go please."\nDale W.\n\nAnd STILL trying to atone for Windows ME, "The Sweetest Thing", and Microsoft Bob respectively.\nRussell S.\n\nBill & Melinda Gates showcase their foundation's greatest success story.\nGene L.