“Greetings Earthling. I am representative of the Galactic Pest Patrol. I understand you have a mouse problem …” Dan Rockwell nearly had coffee coming out of noses with his entry. For making us laugh, Dan gets the honor of winning the first Caption Contest of 2006. Read the runners up after the jump and stay tuned for another contest starting soon.Runners-up “Yes, yes, we talked to the mouse. Ha ha ha, very funny… Now, take us to your REAL leader!”Dave “My robot went to Disneyland and all I got emailed was this lousy picture!”Bryan This week on an ALL GEEK edition of MTV’s Cribs Jimmy ‘The Boy Robot’ Wilson shows off his Everquest themed home.Adrion S. “All your base are belong to us”Casey H. He’d make a great greeter, if only he could sing “it’s a small work after all.” Brad L. Due to recent budget cuts, NASA has decided to train astronauts at the next best facility Related content news analysis FBI/IC3: Vile $5B business e-mail scam continues to breed FBI/IC3 reports over 40,000 worldwide victims and $5 billion in the latest reckoning By Michael Cooney May 08, 2017 5 mins Security news analysis Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon! NASA opens High Performance Fast Computing Challenge By Michael Cooney May 05, 2017 4 mins Government Open Source Enterprise Applications news analysis Fragmented, disorganized IT systems thwart feds ability to track visas DHS OIG says ineffective IT process has contributed to a backlog of more than 1.2 million visa overstay cases. By Michael Cooney May 04, 2017 5 mins Analytics Data Center Security news analysis TSA: “As you can imagine, live anti-tank rounds are strictly prohibited altogether.” TSA finds live anti-tank round in carry-on bag By Michael Cooney Apr 28, 2017 2 mins Security Podcasts Videos Resources Events NEWSLETTERS Newsletter Promo Module Test Description for newsletter promo module. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe