“Greetings from Korean Boy Scout Troop 72! We all just got our CPU Chip making Merit Badge” While the Ninja theme ran through most of our entries this week, Scott Czesak really made us laugh while chewing our morning bagel. For his efforts, we’ll be sending Scott some Layer 8 gear.You too could win. Check back later today for another contest. Our runners-up can be found after the jump.Runners-up Hi, I’m John Kerry… No, I’m John Kerry…. No, wait, I thought I was John Kerry…Roy T. Photo: 20 year reunion of Class of 1985 Benevolent Ninja School. Details unavailable due to privacy concerns.George L. New, Lipton 11 pack of IT workers. Just break the safety seal & get your business rolling. (Now available in developer & .not versions too.)Gregory M. *Disclaimer: Management workers cost 10x as much & are not guaranteed to work. Oh-ho, careful Intel, AMD just created a crack team of white ninjas to get ahead of the curve in CPU development…Martin F. This is the only safe way to surf the Internet from China.Gabor H. The Samsung Ninja soccer team celebrates its 7-2 victory!John G. When your plunger just won’t do the trick give us a call … “7-2-removeachunkie” … Frat houses, shared apartments, your parent’s basement – Yes, Yes – Did you drop a log that will clog the whole street – We can help – 24 hr service, reasonable rates…James B. Related content news analysis FBI/IC3: Vile $5B business e-mail scam continues to breed FBI/IC3 reports over 40,000 worldwide victims and $5 billion in the latest reckoning By Michael Cooney May 08, 2017 5 mins Security news analysis Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon! NASA opens High Performance Fast Computing Challenge By Michael Cooney May 05, 2017 4 mins Government Open Source Enterprise Applications news analysis Fragmented, disorganized IT systems thwart feds ability to track visas DHS OIG says ineffective IT process has contributed to a backlog of more than 1.2 million visa overstay cases. By Michael Cooney May 04, 2017 5 mins Analytics Data Center Security news analysis TSA: “As you can imagine, live anti-tank rounds are strictly prohibited altogether.” TSA finds live anti-tank round in carry-on bag By Michael Cooney Apr 28, 2017 2 mins Security Podcasts Videos Resources Events NEWSLETTERS Newsletter Promo Module Test Description for newsletter promo module. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe