“So we agree. We’ll use www.vistasucks.com!” William Watson got us laughing the hardest with his Larry and Scott entry. For his effort, William wins a great Layer 8 prize.There were a lot of conspire against Bill Gates themed messages. Check out the runners-up after the jump.Runners-up “I’ll continue to hide defects and you continue to threaten better products with your bank account. Agreed?”Mark L. The I H8 MS fraternity secret handshake. Jared C. “And after we see ‘Brokeback Mountain,’ Larry, I know a quiet bar where we can talk.”Robert B. Scott: “Ok, so we agree. I take care of Billy and you take on Stevie.”Martin F. Larry: “Right…..What?!? No, wait. I take care of Billy YOU take on Stevie.” “Sorry, Scott. You’ve been voted off my island.”Martin Z. Fine, fine… You win the arm wrestling portion, but the peeing portion starts right after they get that blasted camera outta here!Casey H. Ok, deal. Once we take out Bill, I get the Applications and you get the Operating Systems. Wanna thumb-wrestle for the XBox?Gene L. “Let’s move to Massachusetts and get married” Ken H. No Scott, I insist! You bought lunch, I’ll buy Microsoft and we can split it.Fred C. Then we agree. Next week we invite Jim Clark and Steve Jobs to the poker game, but not “him.”Richard P. Related content news analysis FBI/IC3: Vile $5B business e-mail scam continues to breed FBI/IC3 reports over 40,000 worldwide victims and $5 billion in the latest reckoning By Michael Cooney May 08, 2017 5 mins Security news analysis Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon! NASA opens High Performance Fast Computing Challenge By Michael Cooney May 05, 2017 4 mins Government Open Source Enterprise Applications news analysis Fragmented, disorganized IT systems thwart feds ability to track visas DHS OIG says ineffective IT process has contributed to a backlog of more than 1.2 million visa overstay cases. By Michael Cooney May 04, 2017 5 mins Analytics Data Center Security news analysis TSA: “As you can imagine, live anti-tank rounds are strictly prohibited altogether.” TSA finds live anti-tank round in carry-on bag By Michael Cooney Apr 28, 2017 2 mins Security Podcasts Videos Resources Events NEWSLETTERS Newsletter Promo Module Test Description for newsletter promo module. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe