Now, not only can you tell where your package is, but also how hard it was thrown into the truck. Chuck Smith wins the prize for making us laugh the hardest this week. It’s funny because it’s true. We just hope Chuck isn’t related to FedEx’s Fred Smith! For his efforts, Chuck gets a great Layer 8 prize shipped to him in the mail (thankfully, it’s not easily breakable!). The runners-up can be found after the jump.Runners-up At CeBit this week, a revolutionary roboglove was unveiled to rave reviews. Immediately following this announcement, UPS placed an order for 12,000 units, stating that “this new glove will allow us to crush fragile packages much more efficiently than in the past.”Mark F. Kelley J. Bonds won’t be able to hit MY splitter “Think my hair looks funny now? Just wait until I turn this on!”Curt L. Related content news analysis FBI/IC3: Vile $5B business e-mail scam continues to breed FBI/IC3 reports over 40,000 worldwide victims and $5 billion in the latest reckoning By Michael Cooney May 08, 2017 5 mins Security news analysis Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon! NASA opens High Performance Fast Computing Challenge By Michael Cooney May 05, 2017 4 mins Government Open Source Enterprise Applications news analysis Fragmented, disorganized IT systems thwart feds ability to track visas DHS OIG says ineffective IT process has contributed to a backlog of more than 1.2 million visa overstay cases. By Michael Cooney May 04, 2017 5 mins Analytics Data Center Security news analysis TSA: “As you can imagine, live anti-tank rounds are strictly prohibited altogether.” TSA finds live anti-tank round in carry-on bag By Michael Cooney Apr 28, 2017 2 mins Security Podcasts Videos Resources Events NEWSLETTERS Newsletter Promo Module Test Description for newsletter promo module. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe