by Paul McNamara

News Editor

My first attempt at a physics joke

Opinion

Sep 23, 20111 min

Thanks to CERN's findings regarding neutrinos and the speed of light

All the excitement today about neutrinos reportedly being able to beat the pants off of light in a race has inspired what I believe to be my very first physics joke. Here goes:

So three neutrinos walk into a bar … Oh, you heard that one a nanosecond ago?

OK, I won’t quit the day job.

Data Center

by Paul McNamara

News Editor

In addition to my editing duties, I have written Buzzblog since January, 2006 and wrote the 'Net Buzz column in Network World's dearly departed print edition for 13 years. Feel free to e-mail me at pmcnamara@nww.com.

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