A question for iPad holdouts

I’m posing this question on my various social media accounts this morning, too:

If you do not own an iPad, or any tablet, why not? And is there anything Apple could do or say today that might get you to buy?

I’m going to sweep all the answers into a pile for another post.

Thanks.

(Update: This post includes comments from Google+, Twitter, Facebook, and, good, old-fashioined e-mail.)

(Update 2: Apple online store down in prep for today’s news … which won’t be delivered at 9:42.)