Catchy names get the attention at PASS Summit 2010!

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Nov 8, 20102 mins

PASS Summit in Seattle has over 160 Sessions to choose from

At the PASS Summit 2010 in Seattle, there are over 160 technical sessions available. Luckily, you can purchase a set of DVDs that have all the presentations for future reference. Even so, choosing the actual sessions to attend in person is a tough one. Sometimes it comes down to a subject you are interested in or a speaker you like. But it may come down to a catchy name… “Query Hints: The Jekyll and Hyde of T-SQL Development” with Chris Leonard looks interesting. Brent Ozar is always entertaining and is good with a title: “You’re Not Attractive – But Your Presentations Can Be”. This is a Professional Development session that maybe I should attend. “Speed Phreakery Demystified” with Kathi Kellenberger has me intrigued. The Speed Phreak T-SQL competition from Simple-Talk is the subject where T-SQL experts compete to find the fastest queries around. “The winning solutions are set based and not cursor based”. Sounds cool. “The Incredible Shrinking Execution Plan” with Rob Farley: “Be amazed at the giant query that can shrink into a tiny plan… Be shocked!” Yes, these original write-ups have a way of gaining your attention. They also show a sense of humor which is definitely needed especially if the session is standing-room only. “DBA Mythbusters” with Paul Randal should be good. Somehow I don’t think Paul will be going to quite the extreme that the popular TV show uses in terms of hardware. But then again… A pun always raises a chuckle (or a groan…): “Heaps of Trouble, Clusters of Glory – A Look At Index Internals” by Michelle Ufford. Again, here is a dry subject that needs a certain amount of levity. Hopefully, Michelle will provide that. Another Rob Farley session wins the original name award with “Where the bl**dy h*** are you? (Spatial Data Visualisation)”. Let’s face it: without the expletives who would want to attend that session??? Now I am tempted. See you there! Cheers Brian PASS Summit 2010: http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/na2010/