1 in 5 anticipate a ‘paperless society,’ whatever that means
A literal reading of this survey question leads inevitably to a pair of correct answers: absolutely yes and absolutely not.
The question: “Do you think the United States will ever be a paperless society?”
Ever? That’s a long time, so my answer is absolutely yes; everything happens sooner or later.
But a paperless society? As in no paper? None?
Absolutely not, at least not until someone figures out how to unring the bell; in other words, how to uninvent paper.
(8 piles of paper replaced by the iPad)
All of which is my smart-alecky way of saying I’m not sure how anyone could possibly answer the question — as posed — yet according to a press release from Poll Position, 1,142 registered voters gave it a go when contacted by robocall last month … and at least three of every four had no trouble reconciling my inevitability and impossibility issues. The results:
- 56 percent said predictions of a paperless society aren’t worth the paper they’ll still be printed on — forever;
- 20 percent said a paperless society, undefined, is only a matter of enough monkeys writing enough Shakespeare;
- And the other 24% — otherwise known as the sensible people — either offered no opinion or said they didn’t know.
It would seem as though a definition of “paperless” might have been helpful here, at least to me and perhaps a portion of the “other 24%.” Wikipedia has a page for “paperless office” – note it’s office, not society – and the article opens with this definition: “A paperless office is a work environment in which the use of paper is eliminated or greatly reduced.”
Or greatly reduced? (More fudge, anyone?) By that definition I already work in a paperless office: It’s been years since I’ve had a file cabinet, I surrendered my personal printer without a whimper, and there’s a reason I check my snail-mail cubbyhole about once a month … if that.
Yet we still have interoffice mail, this morning I peeled the shrink wrap off a 2012 desk blotter calendar (I have my reasons), and my business card still carries a telephone number for a fax machine they say is located somewhere on this floor.
Paperless? Not by a long shot.
And the paperless office is a piece of cake, relatively speaking.
As for your truly paperless society? I can hear the monkeys typing, but I’m quite confident they’ll still be clanging away long after I’m gone.
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