Microsoft has released an Adobe Flash front end to its Live services in the form of Ms. Dewey. Ms. Dewey
So why use Flash now for Ms. Dewey? Hold that question for a moment because the next most obvious thing to say about Ms. Dewey is that she is completely Ms. Obnoxious. She is an eyelash batting, nasal-toned actress who hurls mild insults if she doesn’t understand your search request. (And, while waiting, she sings off key.) It’s not cute. And it really brings into question: wonder if the folks on the Live Search team know that half the world’s population is comprised of women. (Even the GPS system makers have figured this out — they give you the choice of a male or female voice issuing audio directions.) For the record, there is an alternative to Ms. Dewey … the Left vs. Right team of newscasters who each represent the worst cliche’s in sexism (and they too, hurl insults about your search term and sing off key … so appealing — NOT!)
So why Flash, why now? The obvious answer is that the overt obnoxiousness of the Ms. Dewey and Left/Right characters is an attempt to subliminally convince users to hate Flash. (Of course, this doesn’t explain the Paperclip.)
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