From Ananova: Breast implants could be chipped to store music … “BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years” and suggest that “One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.”
I will refrain from saying anything more … well, other than point out that the original report was in the UK’s Sun newspaper which is one short step in journalistic rigor above News of the World (famous for tracking Elvis and for my favorite headline: “Alien raped my weed whacker”).
