* A business invitation from International Data Bank
From: M’alvolio Voldemort
Manager: International Data Bank Ltd
Monywa Branch in the Country of Pyidaungzu Myanma Naingngandaw (Myanmar)
ATTENTION:
My name is Dr. Engineer M’alvolio Voldemort, the sun of the deceased Prince M’egadata Voldemort who was untimely died in the late data explosion in my country. I am the manager of the International Data Bank Ltd, Monywa Branch in the Country of Pyidaungzu Myanma Naingngandaw. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us. I got your information during my search through the Internet for a reliable and honest person. As the Branch Manager (the BM) of the Data Bank (DB), it is my duty to send in a inventory report to my head office , at the end of each year.
On the course of the last years 2005 end of year reports, I discovered that my remote branch in which I am the manager of had an extra One million nine hundred and fifty thousand terabytes [1,950.000 TB] of storage which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of because they have no STORAGE RESOURCE MANAGEMENT (SRM) except an Lotus 1-2-3 spreadsheet running on Xenix.
I have since moved all this devices to a Special Locked Data Repository which no one but me in this place knows about because none of the devices is SMI-S compliant and are THEREFORE UNDISCOVERABLE by an industry-standard tools. As an officer of the Data Bank (remember that I am the great BM) I can not be directly connected to these arrays, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist and receive these devices at your site for us to SHARE.
You will have 30% of the total available disk space as your reward at the end of the transaction. All i want you to do is to stand claim as the original purchaser of this items because they will never appear on my inventory report. I am 46 years of age and married with 3 lovely children. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don’t want problem, I only hope we can assist each other. If you don’t want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again except in a separate mailing.
Note there are practically no risk involved. FURTHERMORE, as no one knew the disks were there because they could not be discovered, the devices are very light because they have no data on them and should be easy to transport. All I need from you is to stand claim as the original manager of these devices who made the payment to the kind vendor so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated budget account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your response I will detail you on how we can achieve it successfully.
Esteemed colleague, please respond quickly as the bank will be installing new SRM tools NEXT QUARTER (1/4) and will then be able to discover all these devices.
Best regards,
Dr. M’alvolio Voldemort
