Mindset: 70 things you need to know about future employees

For 10 years now upon the arrival of a new freshman class,  Beloit College in Wisconsin has released the Beloit College Mindset List, or a History of the World in this case since 1989, when most of them were born.  The list a touchpoint for its staff to better understand and possibly appreciate its incoming freshman class  and a way to make the rest of us fell wicked old.  Well some of us anyway.   The college’s Web site says the Mindset List is not a chronological listing of things that happened in the year that the entering first-year students were born rather to identify a worldview of 18 year-olds in the fall of 2007.  Beloit College Mindset List  is the creation of Beloit´s Keefer Professor of the Humanities Tom McBride and Public Affairs Director Ron Nief.  Students entering college this fall think nothing of arriving home with parents still at work, then e-mailing or texting their friends, instantly updating their autobiographies on Facebook or MySpace, and listening to their iPods while doing their research on Wikipedia.  For them Pete Rose has never been in baseball. Abbie Hoffman has always been dead. Johnny Carson has never been live on TV, and Nelson Mandela has always been free. So with that in mind, for this group most phone calls have never been private and it doesn’t make them barf their lunch when stadiums are  named after corporations and where obvious product placements in movies and TV shows are just another thing to look at.  They think Al Gore has always been running for president or thinking about it and the World Wide Web has been an online tool since they were born.For the complete list, read on: THE BELOIT COLLEGE MINDSET LIST FOR THE CLASS OF 2011  1.   What Berlin wall? 2.   Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the public. 3.   Rush Limbaugh and the “Dittoheads” have always been lambasting liberals. 4.   They never “rolled down” a car window. 5.   Michael Moore has always been angry and funny. 6.   They may confuse the Keating Five with a rock group. 7.   They have grown up with bottled water. 8.   General Motors has always been working on an electric car. 9.   Nelson Mandela has always been free and a force in South Africa. 10.   Pete Rose has never played baseball. 11.   Rap music has always been mainstream. 12.   Religious leaders have always been telling politicians what to do, or else! 13.   “Off the hook” has never had anything to do with a telephone. 14.   Music has always been “unplugged.” 15.   Russia has always had a multi-party political system. 16.   Women have always been police chiefs in major cities. 17.   They were born the year Harvard Law Review Editor Barack Obama announced he might run for office some day. 18.   The NBA season has always gone on and on and on and on. 19.   Classmates could include Michelle Wie, Jordin Sparks, and Bart Simpson. 20.   Half of them may have been members of the Baby-sitters Club. 21.   Eastern Airlines has never “earned their wings” in their lifetime. 22.   No one has ever been able to sit down comfortably to a meal of “liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” 23.   Wal-Mart has always been a larger retailer than Sears and has always employed more workers than GM. 24.   Being “lame” has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled. 25.   Wolf Blitzer has always been serving up the news on CNN. 26.   Katie Couric has always had screen cred. 27.   Al Gore has always been running for president or thinking about it. 28.   They never found a prize in a Coca-Cola “MagiCan.” 29.   They were too young to understand Judas Priest´s subliminal messages. 30.   When all else fails, the Prozac defense has always been a possibility. 31.   Multigrain chips have always provided healthful junk food. 32.   They grew up in Wayne´s World. 33.   U2 has always been more than a spy plane. 34.   They were introduced to Jack Nicholson as “The Joker.” 35.   Stadiums, rock tours and sporting events have always had corporate names. 36.   American rock groups have always appeared in Moscow. 37.   Commercial product placements have been the norm in films and on TV. 38.   On Parents´ Day on campus, their folks could be mixing it up with Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz with daughter Zöe, or Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford with son Cody. 39.   Fox has always been a major network. 40.   They drove their parents crazy with the Beavis and Butt-head laugh. 41.   The “Blue Man Group” has always been everywhere. 42.   Women´s studies majors have always been offered on campus. 43.   Being a latchkey kid has never been a big deal. 44.   Thanks to MySpace and Facebook, autobiography can happen in real time. 45.   They learned about JFK from Oliver Stone and Malcolm X from Spike Lee. 46.   Most phone calls have never been private. 47.   High definition television has always been available. 48.   Microbreweries have always been ubiquitous. 49.   Virtual reality has always been available when the real thing failed. 50.   Smoking has never been allowed in public spaces in France. 51.   China has always been more interested in making money than in reeducation. 52.   Time has always worked with Warner. 53.   Tiananmen Square is a 2008 Olympics venue, not the scene of a massacre. 54.   The purchase of ivory has always been banned. 55.   MTV has never featured music videos. 56.   The space program has never really caught their attention except in disasters. 57.   Jerry Springer has always been lowering the level of discourse on TV. 58.   They get much more information from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert than from the newspaper. 59.   They´re always texting 1 n other. 60.   They will encounter roughly equal numbers of female and male professors in the classroom. 61.   They never saw Johnny Carson live on television. 62.   They have no idea who Rusty Jones was or why he said “goodbye to rusty cars.” 63.   Avatars have nothing to do with Hindu deities. 64.   Chavez has nothing to do with iceberg lettuce and everything to do with oil. 65.   Illinois has been trying to ban smoking since the year they were born. 66.   The World Wide Web has been an online tool since they were born. 67.   Chronic fatigue syndrome has always been debilitating and controversial. 68.   Burma has always been Myanmar. 69.   Dilbert has always been ridiculing cubicle culture. 70.   Food packaging has always included nutritional labeling.