Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

Best movie review ever

Opinion
Feb 8, 20051 min

Today’s Layer 8 Public Service: Save your $8 and skip the new movie “Alone in the Dark.” You probably could have surmised that just from the fact that Tara Reid plays a “brainy anthropologist”. She sports glasses and a bun. We smell method acting!

Now while many are not enjoying the movie, we sure as heck as loving the scathing reviews, which have been rounded up here. And you thought you were having a bad day.

Here’s our favorite, from The Hollywood Reporter:

“…even ‘Pong: The Movie’ would have a lot more personality.”

Via Waxy.org