Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

Latest contest winner

Opinion
Sep 19, 20051 min

“Yeah, it’s a little heavy, but this new phone has everything! It has video, music, and oh my gosh it matches my hair!”

Tom Biggs walks off with first place this week thanks to his caption above. Click below to check out the runners-up and come back later today for the start of a new round.

Runners-up

“Now, if only I had a Red Hat, or at least a Fedora, to go with it.”David P. It’s the new Theft Proof technology from Micro. Built by China, backed by China.Dale H. The Red virus hard at work.Gregory M. Higher education worked wonders for Raggedy Anne!Martin Z. “Quick! Hide Steve Ballmer’s self-portrait before he throws that, too!”Todd Bitner “Since when did Netflix start sending LCD TVs?”Scott P. What would happen if Willy Wonka was put in charge of marketing at Microsoft.Tom G.