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A guide to picking up women

Jan 23, 20061 min
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Brandon says the key to picking up women is to ditch the corny lines and tactics and just try to make conversation. Of course, looks don’t hurt either:

If you approach a girl looking like Zoltar from the plant Fartcracker with grease dripping down and smelling like the Centers for Disease Control would want to quarantine you, it might be a good idea to clean yourself up.

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