Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

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Opinion
Jun 26, 20062 mins

Microsoft: Hair today, gone tomorrow.

It’s funny because it’s true. Greg Mamayek knows it, and that’s why he’s King of the Caption this week. Click below to read the runners-up and head back later today for the start of a new tilt.

Runners-up

Nobody can beat a Men’s Warehouse price. ” I guarantee it”.Ken W. “Now included with every purchase of Windows Live.”Frederic P. And now the finalists in America’s newest hit reality series – “Who wants to be America’s top computing guru?”Simon D. “Starring in the remake of the 3 Stooges are the new Larry, Moe, Curly and special guest, Shemp”Tim R. After purchasing the PGA, Microsoft announces its first four-some to compete in the new M.S. Open! Mulligan anyone?Martin Z. Ooooh! Just in time for Fall. The JC Penny Catalog always the latest trends in Geek Gear.Brian “The history of hair loss, from left to right.”Clifton K. ‘We’d like to welcome you gentlemen to the orientation for the Geeks & Nerds Retirement Community…”Gary R. “We created almost all the software that you use. We hope to have it fixed by the end of 2007.”Scott P. Even with $100 billion, when you’re old, you’re still old!Dale H.