Where’s yo iPizzle?

If you don’t like iPods, or their cult, this story will make your head explode. So scroll on by.

Now, we love our iPod, but this is even too much for us. Wired looks at the new iPod slang. If you ever see or hear us use iPizzle outside this post, commit us immediately.

Some new slang:

• iPizzle/iPiz: iPod

• iPodyssey: Quest to get an iPod

• Pod snob: Someone who plugs in to tune out others ::raises hand::

• podestrian: Someone walking and listening to their iPod

• iPod in the pants: Heh. You’re gonna have to read the story for that one.

Via Wired