” ”Type this,’ ‘print that,’ ‘show me how to work this thing’…once they invent HTML, I will OWN YOU ALL.”
Kathleen Tibbetts wins this week’s caption contest and a case of dot-matrix printer paper. Just kidding, we don’t have the budget to afford nice prizes like that. However Kathleen will get something nifty for her efforts and you can, too. Check back later today for the start of the next round, and click below for the runners-up.
Runners-up
“But I whited-out that sentence on the screen – why did it still print out?”Lynn R. “PC Load Letter? What the F&$# does that mean?”Matt E. “No, dear, it’s ctrl+s, ctrl+o, then form-select, form-feed, page-up, tab, tab, ctrl-esc, enter…”Casey H. “I am so excited about the new Windows Vista coming out…it’s supposed to ship any day.”Brian C. “And, just THINK of all the paper you’ll save!”Gary R. “It is so easy to keep my resume up to date now that DARPA installed these PCs!”Tim D. “Ah, a nice stable 8088 processor and dot matrix printer…It just didn’t get any better than this – literally!”Renee P. “Wow, If I use Visicalc and Word Perfect I�ll be able to print out my results on my dot matrix printer in about an hour!”Alan M. “It only took me 3 hours to type and print out this 3-paragraph memo. These new computers are such a time saver!”James S.
“Request for Urgent Business Relationship
Dear (name),
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. We are top official of the Nigerian government interested with funds presently trapped in �”Jerry K.
