Martha Stewart’s sexy MySpace page

We know you’re savvy…but just in case you thought Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump actually had MySpace pages…they don’t. USA Today dives into this Duh!-level story, in which they note: “In just minutes — by entering falsified data such as a user name and e-mail address — almost anyone can set up a personal “space” on the site.” Wow! Fake info on the Internet. What’s next insecure browsers? Although Martha Stewart’s page sounds like fun: “…some of the phony pages for Stewart, who has never created a profile for herself on MySpace, are laced with risqué sexual comments.” Are you sure she never created a page? Rowr! Via USA Today