Latest contest winner

“I’m sorry, sir, we’ve sold out of this model, but I can sell you the demo model for a third of the price. The downside is it’s 100 times the size.” Ron Eck is the big winner of this week’s contest. Unfortunately, we don’t have a giant phone to give away. ‘Cause if we did, we’d be keepin that sucker for ourselves. Still, Ron, gets some sweet swag. Check out the runners-up below and c’mon back tomorrow for the start of a new tilt. Runners-up “No, sir, the reception stays the same at any height.” Aki C. “…and if you have trouble watching your videos on the 3″ screen, we also have at model with a 35″ screen.” Dale W. “…and this is what happens if you accidentally run it through the wash.” Jason W. “Finally, a phone for us Baby Boomers! A screen I can see and buttons I can use!” Jerry E. “Hummer gets into the cell phone market with the newly released HummerCell3. Tons of options. And we mean ‘tons!’ ” Martin Z. “OK, I’ll take the big phone, but I want to see what the headset looks like first.” Joe W. “…with the 47 new features we are still working on reducing the form factor from 5 feet to 5 inches…” Brent C. “Sir, there are pros and cons to both of the new models,” said the salesperson. “This model has built-in Wi-Fi video and the phone directly behind you comes complete with a fold-out-bed! – priced accordingly.” Jeff C. “…aaaand for you that loses things constantly, the ultimate can’t lose it phone with built in everything!” Dale H.