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We are Costco. You will be assimilated. Mike Golip will be assimilated into the Layer 8 Ring of Honor for his winning submission this week. Check out our runners-up below and c’mon back tomorrow for the start of the next tilt. Runners-up “I wonder if this is how Spiderman got his start?” Tom D. “The new Ronco® Carpal Tunnel Eliminator® works great! Even after hours of gaming, I’m still able to work my exciting job!” Mitch R. “We are Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be scanned and tracked.” David P. Sure it may have taken three days of searching through every box in the Layer8 warehouse, but Jerry finally found the code for enlarging the caption contest photo. Don E. Harry Potter finds out that wizardry doesn’t pay the bills: “I command you to levitate to the shelf.” Greg M. This puts new meaning into “point and click”. Alan M. “This new gravity gun doesn’t work worth beans…” Dale H. “Wow, this Borg implant works great taking inventory. Time to assimilate more boxes.” Simon D. Sit, Stay, Roll Over, Play Dead! David W. “Clearasil located. Search complete.” Jeff M.