My GPS device needed a GPS device

My lovely (and, as you will see, forgiving) wife, Julie, bought me one of those GPS devices because I’m the kind of guy who can take a wrong turn in a car wash. I dawdled about installing the thing and last summer when we relocated it got lost in the move. Yesterday she found it and we had a good giggle about the irony of losing a device that’s designed to keep you from getting lost. … If I lose it again, there will be no giggling.