Port humor: The USB Humping Dog joins USB Pole Dancer

I couldn’t have said it much better: Every now and then we come across a product that is classy, understated and with a hint of sophistication….this is not that product. The somewhat disturbing USB Humping Dog comes straight from Japan, the world leader in completely pointless but must have gadgets, the site says. To use this dog – which comes in three colors – white, black and brown – you simply slip his USB shaft into your computer’s USB port and away he goes like, like, well you know. Don’t expect much more from this dog, he’s not a flash drive and he doesn’t light up, however he will provide you with hours of fun in the office or even on the commute to work, the site says. By the way, this is the same site that brought you the hilarious USB Pole Dancer, a flirtatious, gyrating, portable, 8-inch, bikini-clad blonde pole dancer for your USB port. You can even plug her into your PC audio outlet and she’ll dance to your own MP3s and other downloads. Hey it’s Friday.