The Dummies’ Internet #1: The digital dealer

I suspect that this is the first of a series of stories about Internet users who are so remarkably dumb that you wonder how they manage to keep breathing. Today’s case concerns a cocaine dealer looking for new ways to find blow monkeys to sell to …

According to various reports a Tyrone Burgo, 20, of Brockton, MA, is alledged to have posted an offer on-line to sell cocaine and included his telephone number. Police found out about the ad, contacted Burgo, and set up a meeting where they arrested him for selling cocaine within 100 feet of a park, driving with a suspended license, and attaching a license plate that did not belong to his car.