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Today’s sign of pending apocalypse

Opinion
Aug 1, 20071 min

Here are the headlines for the Top 5 “most viewed” news stories at the moment, according to Yahoo News.

Coleman cited for disorderly conduct.

Zebrafish study may point way to blindness cure.

O.J. criticizes Goldman family over book.

Study debunks full-moon injury beliefs.

Why people have sex: It feels good.

If this is what humans are choosing to read most often, perhaps I owe the software at Google News an apology.