Nobody has ever accused me of being Mr. Fix-It, but ...
Unless you need something written, edited or slapped on a grill, I am perhaps the least handy person on the planet. Not proud of it, but facts are facts. Nevertheless, I did manage to unclog a toilet at home this morning and mere moments ago here at work stopped a dangerously run-amok urinal with a mere wave of my hand.
Ta-da!
