The Society for HandHeld Hushing (SHHH!) has made what may be the most significant cell phone advance ever: lack-of-courtesy cards.
They read:
“Dear Cell Phone User,
We are aware that your ongoing conversation about,
__________________________________________
is very important to you, but we thought you’d like to know that it doesn’t interest us in the least. In fact, your babbling disregard for others is more than a little annoying.”
We think we’re in love with this group. Head to SHHH! HQ to download the PDF template, cut out a bunch and keep them handy. And, you know, also keep your running shoes handy in case any recipient doesn’t take kindly to your hint.
