If you’re happy at work, Microsoft knows why: it’s your reliable mouse and keyboard!
So sayeth a hilarious press release from Redmond:
“Reliable Mice and Keyboards Boost Workplace Morale: New Survey Suggests Happiness and Productivity Linked to High-Quality Technology”
Here’s the intro: “If it feels like you are more productive at work than ever, take heart; it’s probably true. According to a new survey commissioned by Microsoft Hardware, that increased productivity is brought to you by a close relationship with your computer.”
Further down: “In addition, when asked to rate a selection of mice and keyboard manufacturers, Microsoft was the company respondents most associated with reliable, high-quality hardware peripherals.”
Well, now we can throw away our Prozac.
