With less than a month before the premiere of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, it’s time to start getting your ducks in a row so you can blow off work on May 19.
The Geek Squad’s got you covered. Click here to get your “Fail-Safe May 19 Excuse Note,” fully customizable with your name, choice of illness and more.
Here’s an excerpt:
“Please excuse Melissa from work on Thursday, May 19. She is not feeling well. Melissa is at home in bed for the entire day, nursing what appears to be a serious stomach bug that is in no way, shape or form related to the premiere of a long-awaited prequel, which, coincidentally, premieres on the same date…..
One more thing. Beginning at 3:40, Melissa will be unreachable for about two hours, thirteen minutes and eleven seconds. She will be feeling really bad at this time.”
Via Fark
