Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

Microsoft boob tube news

Opinion
Nov 30, 20061 min

Lots of Microsoft TV news today. First off, Bill Gates has hired Carolyn Kepcher, late of Donald Trump’s “The Apprentice,” to be a judge for his “Ultimate Challenge” contest. The person with the best small business idea will

promptly have it stolen by Microsoft

get “$100,000 in seed money, a storefront or other space in Manhattan for a year rent-free, and software to help get their business started,” notes Yahoo. Kepcher, if you recall, looks quite a bit like Carly “Tough Choices” Fiorina. Gates, if you recall, looks nothing like Trump, but Bill has much better hair. We’d post a picture of Carly v. Carolyn here, but we still can’t post a damn picture on this new crappy software. And, in other Redmonmania news, Microsoft apparently sponsored the entire 11 p.m. SportsCenter Tuesday night in a TV version of a classic Web page roadblock. Thank dog that basketball game ran late and we opted for bed instead. According to MediaDailyNews, Microsoft aired a total of 7 minutes of XBox 360 commercials during the one-hour show, instead of SportsCenter’s usual 15 minutes. Via tvtattle