Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

Latest contest winner

Opinion
Nov 6, 20061 min

“I know what you said Mr. Armstrong, but we still need to test you for bionic enhancements just to make sure.”

Kudos to Patrick Greene for winning this week’s caption contest. Luck for him, he will not be receiving a tiny, white, bike-riding robot.

Check out the runners-up below and c’mon back tomorrow for the start of  new tilt.

Runners-up

“No, this design has nothing to do with E.T. or my life-long dream to recreate and live it…”

Casey H.

Evel Knievel, the new and improved $6 Million Dollar Man.

Penny S.

Summer X Games in the Year 2030.

Jared P.

“Wow, that bicycle must be great exercise.  He use to be a Sumo wrestler.”

Simon D.

“Wait….Does anyone have a Slim Jim?”

Michael I.

“Here at Acme Labs, we are constantly researching new ways to catch that Roadrunner . . .”

Dan R.

Toupee or not toupee? Guess I’ll find out in 5, 4, 3….

Steve C.

Telecommuting is small in Japan.

Greg M.