Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

Press release of the week

Opinion
Nov 9, 20061 min

We thought we went far a field with some comparisons, but this release takes the cake:

“When they are properly designed, corn mazes symbolize everything good that Fall has to offer. They provide hours of wholesome fun in the crisp, outdoor air, and they give families the opportunity to bond as they work together to navigate through acres upon acres of 10-foot-high corn stalks. Corn mazes are fun largely because they daze and confuse and, in doing so, fully meet the expectations of their visitors.

“To the contrary, corn maze-like construction on self-service applications is not quite as much fun to consumers….”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.