Briefs You Can’t Call From

Opinion
May 22, 20071 min

I don’t know about you but in my list of things I’m concerned about exposure of my, er, “nether regions” to cell phone radiation is not one of them. Other people, notably those in the schmata business (who are obviously noted scientists when it comes to the risks of radiation exposure) apparently view this “issue” differently. Swiss clothing manufacturer IsABodyWear is reported by Engadget and RealTechNews (which also briefly (ha!) discusses other radiation proof consumer clothing) to be manufacturing briefs with silver thread woven in to them to screen out cell phone radiation thus preventing the dangerous “cell call from the pocket” radiation exposure risk. What about socks? T-shirts? Hell, what about a radiation-blocking jumpsuit-style garment. Oh, of course you can already get onesexy!