“Yea, this is our third manager this week after telling them that by squirting water on these big ass wires the data flows faster.”
The Dilbert-esque quote of the week comes from Dale Harris, who conjures up an image of bird-brained pointy hair bosses. For his efforts, Dale wins some excellent Layer 8 schwag. More entries that made us laugh after the jump.
Runners up
“You know, the new tricorders look so much like the phase pistols, I keep getting them mixed up. I hope I have the right device this time. Let’s see…..set to stun….” Martin F. “Dirty Larry: ‘Do you feel electric, Punk? Well, do ya?'” Martin Z. “Man, I love this Johnson 8000! It sure beats the old high voltage tongue test.” David B. “Much to his dismay, the Star Trek phaser pistol Earl bought off of E-Bay did not work as advertised.” Steve M. “They told me that if I stood here long enough something special was going to happen…..I’ve been here for 3 hours and so far it ain’t that special.” Robert C.
